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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown...

Wed, 22 May 2013 06:13:04 -0400

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 06:02:03 -0400

What I think when kids in my class read

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:20:04 -0400

That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA

That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD

Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?

THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!

Can I sleep?

If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?

You can’t pronounce THAT word?

WHAT THE HELL

The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for

My skin’s crawling

Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard

You skipped a line

LOL what was that?

I don’t even.

gameandwatch: there’s a species of frog that breaks its own bones to make claws for defense...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:18:05 -0400

gameandwatch:

there’s a species of frog that breaks its own bones to make claws for defense purposes and if that isn’t the most fucking metal thing then i don’t know what is

cumillionaire: If my jokes offend you: I’m sorry It won’t happen again 1 & 2 are lies You’re...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:17:46 -0400

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

I’m sorry

It won’t happen again

1 & 2 are lies

You’re a pussy

yuppadupp: thewholockgames: districteverthorne: what if someone wrote a book and the plot was...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:17:39 -0400

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:17:12 -0400

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

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Tue, 21 May 2013 13:36:58 -0400

tyleroakley: Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:34:25 -0400

tyleroakley:

Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Mid-Interview

hatboy: Zubat #041 Part of The Tim Burton x PKMN Project By...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:25:17 -0400

hatboy:

Zubat #041

Part of The Tim Burton x PKMN Project By Vaughn Pinpin

Ever present in every cave. Lurks in the dark, gets in your face.

hatboy: Meowth #052 Part of The Tim Burton x PKMN Project By...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:24:00 -0400

hatboy:

Meowth #052

Part of The Tim Burton x PKMN Project By Vaughn Pinpin

Meowth, that’s right!

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Tue, 21 May 2013 12:23:24 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 12:22:18 -0400

thenimbus: hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:35:22 -0400

thenimbus:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

CASE CLOSED.

vegetasvajayjay: “In response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:33:25 -0400

vegetasvajayjay:

“In response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries not wanting “not so cool” kids or women who wear size large to wear his company’s clothes, Greg Karber has come up with a funny and creative way to readjust the Abercrombie & Fitch brand.

He’s giving their clothes to the homeless.

After scouring his local thrift shop’s “douchebag section,” Karber heads to LA’s Skid Row to dole out the clothes among the homeless population. Watch the stunt and find out how you can be involved in one man’s troll-job on a company with some pretty unflattering business practices in the video above.”

repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:47:35 -0400

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:44:28 -0400

sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:59:55 -0400

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

rochejii: I DREW A WEEPINDASH TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:10:44 -0400

rochejii:

I DREW A WEEPINDASH TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER

sgnaughtyhappy: Fuking sexy!

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:04:36 -0400

sgnaughtyhappy:

Fuking sexy!