repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
shadow-pony: corporalbutts: Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long. 60 feet is a HUGE size. Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece. I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY: I wanna see...
metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth
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soulgust: tfp-sg-optimus: DO IT
10000bc: since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
[[MORE]]It scares me how desperately lonely and sad I feel these days and how well I hide it from the people who can read me best. If I just disappeared now, would anyone really notice…..?
internetexplorers: mayameows: internetexplorers: i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?
so it goes: so I couldn't fall asleep last night,... →
wildehack: about a reverse little mermaid, in which the prince’s sister has always dreamed of life under the sea, and then they are in a shipwreck, and as she hangs onto a piece of driftwood, she sees her brother rescued from drowning by a mermaid. Everybody thinks she’s mad, later, after…
iamwizz: The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
reinzu: There’s a hole in the world like a great black pit and it’s filled with people who are filled with shit And the vermin of the world inhabit it
lovinovaries: It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human. same goes for students at schools
doctoroket: kakarikovillage: the snack that smiles back children
hydr3ig0n: “He’s not gay, he has a girlfriend”
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
passion: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? hot as balls
lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would...